I went to Barnes and Noble this morning for a little reading and relaxation after a good morning jog. I met this semi Goth girl in the Health and Fitness section. She was pretty cute even with piercings in her nose, lower lip and eye brow. lol. We talked for a good 15 minutes about general stuff with of course my hair being the ice breaker. hahaha.
During our conversation, she kept adjusting her short shorts. Ok, that's a little weird. Its like they keep riding up on her while I was talking to her. Seeing how I wasn't ever going to see her again, I decided to be daring and make a semi-inappropriate joke.
Me: Am I getting you hot in the shorts or something? Her: *in shock, then laughs* No. They just keep giving me a frontal wedgie. Me: You need a hand with that? Her: No, I think I got it. Me: You sure? Her: Yeah, I'm sure, you can't do that in public.
I'll end the convo there before it starts sounding like a bad porno. lol. She was shocked to her that from me. She said I don't look like the type to say that kind of thing and that she knew I was just playing. She totally called me out on being a "good guy". Dam. I guess no matter how I try to be "bad", I'm stuck with this persona. Oh well.
She was 20! Dam. She gave me her digits. What to do, what to do? is a 7 year difference too much? Just when I was making fun of someone I knew who was going after 18 year olds (though the difference there for him is 10 years!).
I will be away this weekend, so no updates till monday. I will be playing at Great Gorge!
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The rule is half your age +7 hahahaha